June 2011
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May 2011
May 31st
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I was walking in the city with my friend today and a homeless man came out of nowhere and started screaming “Buy me coffee! Buy me coffee miss buy me coffee now now buy me coffee” Normally I would have given him money to buy it himself but he scared the shit out of me. We ended up just walking ahead, while he screamed at us. I feel kind of guilty.
May 31st
Anonymous asked: what do you regret the most in this past school year?
May 31st
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May 30th
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I’m never going to be able to go to a concert because all the music I like is either from England or not on tour.
May 29th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Anonymous asked: what do you hate the most
May 26th
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This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever... →
May 25th
slit-wrists asked: you are gorgeous.
May 25th
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May 23rd
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On Friday my friends and I saw one of their sisters driving by so we yelled to hitch a ride. Her sister didn’t stop but some “scene” girl with her acne’d boyfriend told us “Flash your tits next time, works for me.” Thanks.
May 22nd
May 22nd
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holy fucking awkward
So I’m eating a sandwich when someone knocks on the door. I see two people holding bibles and immediately my red flags go up, ya dig? They asked if a parent was home. There was one. I told them no, then slowly shut the door just slowly enough to hear them say, “We’ll come back later”. LIKE FUCK YOU WON’T.
May 22nd
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I woke up today all like guess who’s not dead?
May 21st
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May 21.
Apparently, we’re all going to die.  Okay but seriously folks.  Am I the only one that’s REALLY looking forward to the day after, just to know the reaction of these crazy religious nuts?
May 17th
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May 15th
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so i cornered you and you lied. I WOULD LIKE TO SIT YOU IN A CHAIR JUST YELLING AT YOU
May 15th
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May 14th
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i am not in middle school.
let’s just stop pretending to be friends and admit we hate eachother.
May 14th
do you realize that when you comment on things on facebook making fun of me, and then delete them, i still get the email of what you said? so seriously, fuck off.
May 14th
May 14th