I was walking in the city with my friend today and a homeless man came out of nowhere and started screaming “Buy me coffee! Buy me coffee miss buy me coffee now now buy me coffee” Normally I would have given him money to buy it himself but he scared the shit out of me. We ended up just walking ahead, while he screamed at us. I feel kind of guilty.
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I’m never going to be able to go to a concert because all the music I like is either from England or not on tour.
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On Friday my friends and I saw one of their sisters driving by so we yelled to hitch a ride. Her sister didn’t stop but some “scene” girl with her acne’d boyfriend told us “Flash your tits next time, works for me.” Thanks.
holy fucking awkward
So I’m eating a sandwich when someone knocks on the door. I see two people holding bibles and immediately my red flags go up, ya dig? They asked if a parent was home. There was one. I told them no, then slowly shut the door just slowly enough to hear them say, “We’ll come back later”. LIKE FUCK YOU WON’T.
I woke up today all like guess who’s not dead?
Apparently, we’re all going to die. Okay but seriously folks. Am I the only one that’s REALLY looking forward to the day after, just to know the reaction of these crazy religious nuts?
so i cornered you and you lied. I WOULD LIKE TO SIT YOU IN A CHAIR JUST YELLING AT YOU
i am not in middle school.
let’s just stop pretending to be friends and admit we hate eachother.
do you realize that when you comment on things on facebook making fun of me, and then delete them, i still get the email of what you said? so seriously, fuck off.